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Mike. 22. Live in the Sacramento Valley in CA. My blog contains Harry Potter, Doctor Who, League of Legends, LOTR, OUAT, Inheritance among other gaming/movies/shows I like. My League IGN is Endricane.

sherlocksmyth:

i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

4 days ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 49,467 notes

shercasm:

im not sure who I relate to more
kelso, red, or eric

4 days ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 86,689 notes

"The fairest woman in the world…
 Her hair is silver-gold, her eyes are amethysts.”

"The fairest woman in the world…

Her hair is silver-gold, her eyes are amethysts.”

4 days ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 133 notes
iamamywaterhouse:

itisyourwyrd

Really mike?!

62!

iamamywaterhouse:

itisyourwyrd

Really mike?!

62!

5 days ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 4 notes

No. If we don’t have the key, we can’t open whatever we don’t have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don’t have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?

5 days ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 6,255 notes

FUCK IT’S ONLY 315

i just sat down to check tumblr for a minute i cant keep sitting here. getting sleepy doing nothing.

5 days ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 0 notes

iamamywaterhouse

that was 60, btw. not counting the few pictures I sent earlier after you fell asleep

i love you though.

:)

5 days ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 1 note

a-rose-in-the-tardis:

stele3:

orionsnacks:

in the movie a little boy recognises steve at the captain america exhibit. it’s my headcanon that a little girl recognises bucky when he goes to the smithsonian exhibit to find out who he really is

because little girls have heroes too

"You should tie your hair back," a little girl with pitch-black hair says to the Winter Soldier. He stares down at her, silent, but she continues undeterred. "Mommy says that we need to have our hair tied back or we’ll trip over things because we can’t see. She makes me wear these—" She displays her wrist, which is encircled by a rainbow of different hair bands. "—because mine keep falling out. You can’t fight evil if you can’t see it. I want to be a police officer when I grow up. Are you a…"

She trails off, her eyes steadily getting bigger. They dart to the large digital image of James Buchanan Barnes, then back to his face. The Winter Soldier’s eyes dart, too, over the exits and the crowd and the girl’s distracted mother—attempting to corral three other black-haired children—before landing back on the girl’s face, where an improbable grin has begun to grow.

"I knew it," she whispers.

The Winter Soldier blinks down at her, thrown off by the delight in her expression. No one is ever happy to see the Soldier.

The girl reins in her wide grin and does her own scan of the crowd. “Don’t worry, I won’t tell. People can’t handle the truth. But I can.” She turns her shining eyes back to the Soldier.

Slowly, very slowly, the Soldier reaches out with hands that have broken, maimed, strangled, shot, stabbed, and ripped apart human flesh. His voice creaks out of him, rusty with disuse. “Can I have a hair tie?”

Without taking her eyes off him, the girl rolls a light blue one out of the rainbow and hands it over.

YES

5 days ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 23,504 notes

now for 6.5 hours of literally doing…nothing.

well, about 6 hours now.

5 days ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 0 notes

fuckinghomepage:

IT’S FUCKING SATURDAY. DID YOU KNOW SUCKING A KING’S NIPPLES WAS A SIGN OF SUBMISSION IN ANCIENT IRELAND?

TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:

COUGH WHILE YOU ARE TRYING TO POOP. IT RELEASES THE BOWELS.

PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:

WORKED ON THE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD AND KICKED ASS FOR CIVIL RIGHTS….

5 days ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 76 notes

daughter-of-terror:

I’ve always wondered what exactly Voldemort and the Death Eaters did to Florean Fortescue. Why was he so important that they felt the need to kidnap him? Were they perhaps so evil that they didn’t even want people to have ice cream anymore? Or did they just want all the ice cream for themselves?

5 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 1,448 notes

vocaroo:

in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there

5 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 153,448 notes

who needs pants when you can have no pants

5 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 3,285 notes
Day 10986. Can confirm never met a gay. Starting to think they’re a myth made to make us make better fashion choices.

Day 10986. Can confirm never met a gay. Starting to think they’re a myth made to make us make better fashion choices.

5 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 24,879 notes

emerald-avenger:

GUYS

I GOT COCONUT FLOUR

AND I MADE MY FIRST BATCH OF CUPCAKES

MAPLE BROWN SUGAR CUPCAKES

PRETTY SURE I JUST CREATED MY BAKERY’S SPECIALTY.

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I need a new piping bag, though. Tops didn’t come out great. BUT THEY’RE SO GOOD. 

I’ll take 9, please.

5 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 6 notes